訃報：マイケル・ジャクソンの巻50

Michael Jackson, the charismatic musician who came to be known as The "King of Pop,' has died at the age of 50. Michael's brother Jermaine, during a brief statement at the hospital, said the following:

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"My brother, the legendary King of Pop Michael Jackson, passed away on Thursday, June 25 at 2:26 pm (Pacific Time Zone). It is believed he suffered cardiac arrest in his home. However, the cause of his death is unknown until results of an autopsy are known. His personal physician who was with him at the time attempted to resuscitate my brother, as did the the paramedics transported him to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. Upon arriving at the hospital at approximately 1:14pm (PST), a team of doctors including emergency physicians and cardiologists attempted to resuscitate him for a period of more than one hour, and were unsuccessful. My family requests that the media please respect our privacy during this tough time, and may all love be with you, Michael, always."

昨日のランキンタクシーから言わすと　

♪やりすぎちゃったね、マイケルじゃくそ～～ん（見た目が大事）♪　

ですが～～～、マイコー曰く「整形は・・・（ん～～～～～～～～っッッッッと～～）」、ちょっと考えての時間差で、回答は「Two!」ですので、マイコーの顔を検証するのはやめましょう。って、もおすでにそういう映像流れてるぅ～。裁判の時の写真。鼻の整形失敗のやつ。あれ、えげつないわ～。顔変りすぎやっちゅうねん。全世界騒がせすぎ。やっぱマイコーはそうでなくっちゃ。バイビー、マイコー。生き返えるとかなしやで。それはホンマ、まじでゾンビやから。そこまではもおええから。そこまではもお付き合い着られへんから。４９日がすんだら、速やかにこの世から撤退するように。なんてね。

お後がよろしいようで。ちゃかちゃんちゃんちゃん。ふぉー！